Nov 14, 2009
The Math of Angry Noise
Gotta love the post by Marc Ambinder on "The Outrage Industrial Complex." Yes, outrage is being overextended and likely headed for an eventual meltdown. But the best part of Marc's post had to do with the mathematics of how we decide, as a society, what things are important.
As a geek, I love mathematics. And here is what Marc postulates - that Pi = (Ci + O)*L. In lay language:
what we THINK is important (Pi - perceived importance)
equals...
ACTUAL importance (Ci - cosmic importance)
plus
expressed Outrage (O)
times
Loudness (L)
So solving for Pi (perceived importance), if you want to make something seem VERY important, express as much Outrage as you can, as Loudly as you can. If its actual importance (Ci) is small, you just have to put more Outrage into the formula and amp up the volume.
Brilliant!
Interestingly, the only 'fixed' or 'unchanging' value in the equation is the actual importance (Ci). We can't make something more important than it actually is. But in keeping the Loudness and Outrage variables low, the Perceived importance is also small. So sometimes, a thing that is actually really important will not be given the attention it deserves because there is not enough Outrage or Loudness attached to it.
A lesson for those of us who want to increase the media profile of a thing... take a lesson from Limbaugh - say it loud and with as much righteous indignation as possible. It doesn't matter if you make sense - sense is not part of the equation - just make an angry noise.
Read Marc's post here:
http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/02/_a_washington-based_journalist_and.php
Bombastic Versus
So the big faux story lately - Is Rush Limbaugh the head/face/torso/massive ass of the GOP?The verdict isn't in yet. But there's a similarity in Rush's populist power and that of another charismatic and immensely popular guy amongst social conservatives - the Ayatollah Khomeini.
A silly comparison that bears no consideration? Maybe not...
Khomeini was the face of social conservative, religious right Islam in the Western culture, and Limbaugh is the face of that same group here in America today.
More importantly, the Ayatollah didn't like apostates, and neither does Rush. If you are a Republican and you dare criticize his ideology, you can expect a fatwa. Rush may not call for your actual death (as Khomeini called for the death of Salman Rushdie after 'Satanic Verses'), but Limbaugh will call for your political demise.
Look out a little wider to see the resemblance between Dittoheads and Islam's Wahhabist movement.
Dittoheads/Wahhabists are fundamentalist believers in the ideology of strictly defined Christian/Islamic social conservatism. One says 'Jesus', the other says 'Allah', but both want to lead us backward in time to a place where they believe society was better - either the Reagan years of the 1980s, or the Ibn 'Abd al-Wahhab years of the 1780s.
Those pesky Wahhabic/Dittohead movements want to purify Islam/GOP by returning Muslims/Republicans to what al-Wahhab/El Rushbo believed were the original principles of Islam/GOP, as typified by the Salaf/Social Conservatism (righteous ancestors, e.g., al-Wahhab/Reagan) and rejecting what they regard as corruptions introduced by Bid'ah/New Ideas (innovation) and Shirk/Solutions besides tax breaks (polytheism, or more than one method to solve our problems).
When I hear conservative drive-by diatribes on the radio, I hear echoes of other times, other places, and I wonder - What will the American Social Conservative burkha look like, and can I wear jeans under it on Casual Fridays?
You might say I'm just borrowing trouble. But just in case I think we should start practicing now the chant of the next Republican convention... Limbaugh Akbar!
Nov 12, 2009
Young Boy has Grown-up Courage
My hat is off to this young person. He's way more grown-up about this than I am. Have you read my posts here?
Good job, Son!
at Huffington Post:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/10-year-old-wont-pledge-a_n_355709.html
support from Arkansas:
http://arkansasnews.com/2009/10/15/hey-kid-youd-better-make-that-pledge/
Nov 8, 2009
WestBank Side Story
I'm going to take a community in California and see if overlaying the Israel-Palestinian conflict in terms of a U.S. community can help clarify the underlying story that has become such a bitch of a problem to the world.
Let me introduce you to the example town - Sacramento. Sacramento is the capital of California, so it's a government town, but it is also agricultural and is surrounded by farmland. Next to Sacramento, across the majestic Sacramento River, is a smaller city called West Sacramento. This area is the location of my hypothetical Middle East/West Bank story.
Now... it turns out that earlier in the history of California, Mexicans (or their Spanish ancestors) lived in the Sacramento Valley. In fact, "Sacramento" is a Spanish word for 'sacrament' - so Sacramento is also a Holy city, of sorts.
For purposes of the story, let's say that this certain group of descendants from previous occupants of the Sacramento area petitions the U.N. and says "This place Sacramento is our ancestral home and we have a right to live there. We were kicked out. We want it back." Perhaps in this scenario Mexico and some South American countries are supplying China with a lot of oil, and China has increased its position as a world power, the U.S. is indebted to China and - after many meetings and push comes to shove - the U.N. agrees that Sacramento really does belong to the descendants of the Mexicans that lived there in the 1800s and agrees to give them back Sacramento.
So what happens to the people currently living in Sacramento that - by the way - had nothing to do with evicting those previous residents from the area and have themselves lived in Sacramento for many years, as have their ancestors, and who have property and business and homes that would be taken away from them?
According to the Israel-Palestine model, the U.N. makes all current residents of Sacramento move to West Sacramento (a much smaller area with fewer resources) and gives away all the homes and property in Sacramento to the incoming new residents.
It doesn't take a lot of imagination to see just how well that would go over with (1) the rest of the U.S. population (aka Arab world) or (2) those directly affected who used to live in Sacramento but are now refugees in West Sacramento (aka removed Palestinians). I think many U.S. citizens would share the pain of those Sacramentans that were pulled from their homes to see them bulldozed or taken over by new owners. I think many U.S. citizens might also feel a degree of animosity toward those parties of the world that made this happen.
I have family in Sacramento, and I know there is a certain tension between the White and Mexican population there. It's a tension based on economics and immigration (illegal, they remind me). Given this tension, my Sacramento family would be more hurt if they were evicted from their homes by Mexicans than any other group except the Taliban.
And you know what - maybe that's how Palestinians feel too. Maybe the fact that they have been evicted from homes and land that has been in their families for generations by a group of people who they aren't that fond of in the first place does not sit easily in their hearts and minds. Maybe they are so angry at the injustice of it, at their powerlessness to do anything about it given the rest of the world's support of it that they get violent. I don't approve of a violent response, but I sure as heck understand it. And I challenge anyone who says that if they were put in the Palestinians' shoes they wouldn't be mad as hell too.
Now tack on the fact that all goods and services into our hypothetical West Sacramento Bank are blockaded and only 'humanitarian supplies' like water and food and some medicines can get in. The situation worsens in that not only are the refugees from Sacramento being denied access to goods and services, but those goods and services are being denied to the original residents of West Sacramento as well. So the residents and refugees in West Sacramento build tunnels for miles and miles so they can bring in plastic chairs, clothes, and - yes - guns and other weapons of violence.
I haven't even gone into the restrictions on the freedom of movement between West Sacramento and Sacramento or other issues facing the Sacramento/Palestinians today. The indignities are so numerous and varied, and strike at the core of human rights. And it's true that the Jews have had a lot of hardships and endured many setbacks and tragedies throughout their history. But so have many peoples - peoples and cultures and societies that don't use past hardships or tragedies as an excuse to do unto others what they decry was done unto them.
Israel has set up a new apartheid dynamic, and is using its experience of oppression as its permission to oppress others. In doing and/or supporting this, modern Jews are sacrificing not only their heritage as a great culture, but Israel's credibility as a member of the global community. It's moving out of model country and into oppressive regime. This does not look good on the resume. Modern Israel can and must do better - it can still redeem itself.
I think if the world knew in the 1940s the way the country of Israel was going to be acting now, there would have been a different solution to a new homeland for the Jews. Maybe Sacramento.
Men Continue to Punish Women for Having Sex
It's not logical, but the fact remains - in our culture, men are still ambivalent about women having sex. Sure MEN want to have sex with women; but women having sex... isn't that kinda sinful? Shouldn't women who choose to be sexual beings have to suffer some consequences for that choice? Shouldn't they have to pay - either for their own birth control or for abortions from when they had sex with their Cialias-taking boyfriend who couldn't stick it to them without first sticking them with any bills that may result from having such questionable moral character?
Remember the big brouhaha over how health insurance covered little blue pills but not birth control pills? That changed only when it was brought to light and the double standard of Viagra Yes/Birth Control No became a political hot potato for the insurance companies.
To alleviate this imbalance, I propose all present and future policies affecting sexual and reproductive health for men be tied to sexual and reproductive health coverage for women. If that were the case, women would never have to worry about reproductive health care again.
Nov 7, 2009
RINO - The New "N-word"
But back to Newt.
My relative spent a lot of her time decrying the scourge of RINOs and how they ruined this country and needed to be purged from the Republican party. Since she was high on Righteous Indignation, it took her a while to catch her breath; but when she did I slipped in a tentative "Uh, you know I'm a RINO, right?"
A gravid pause ensued, during which I could hear the gears grinding as she worked to reconcile this new information that a person she liked and was related to was also evil. While I waited to see what would happen next, I considered what took me so long to speak up.
See, normally I would not have said anything to contradict her on something she so strongly believes because she is a woman I have deep respect for. She has worked hard her whole life, lived to be of service, cared for the ill and infirm, sacrificed (without playing martyr) for the people she loves, lived through incredible hardships and survived and sometimes thrived, all the while doing her best to lift up others - and I honor her for that. So usually during conversations on politics I try to go along where I can - highlight those areas where we agree and gently offer alternative ways of viewing things where we disagree.
But not today. I was tired of it. I felt like I'd been living in the closet for too long and it was time to come out. So I did.
"I'm here. I'm a RINO. Get used to it."
What happened after that was as illuminating as it was anti-climactic. After establishing that I was not in favor of a government takeover of every aspect of American life or of taking away freedom of speech, or a socialist out to subvert the rights of small business owners, she admitted "Well, I don't even know what a RINO is."
Really? After all that vitriol against RINOs, she didn't even know what they were. Huh.
So I told her "RINO means Republican In Name Only. It's the name that conservative rightwing Republicans give to moderate Republicans to put them down, make them less human, and chase them out of the party in order to ensure ideological purity. It's kind of like racial purity, only without the political incorrectness."
After that she changed the subject then got off the phone. But it got me thinking... RINO is the new N-word of the angry social conservative.
Furthermore, it's not the RINOs that are the problem with the GOP. It's not the moderates who need to be vilified and labeled as something evil and out to ruin the Republican party and the entirety of America.
Take a look around the world – it’s not the moderate groups that get the flashy clever names, no. Those self-identifying monikers go to the extremist groups.
Let me give one example. There is a group out there in the world that is also seeking ideological purity, they are called “the Taliban”. There are big differences, sure, on how the conservative rightwingers and the Taliban execute the removal of the not-quite-rigid-enough believers – but the principle of ideolgical purity is something they share. For apostates it’s off with their head – literally or politically.
So instead of the social rightwingers in my party claiming the right of the inheritance to the name that belongs truly to the plurality, to the moderates, to the big tent folks, I propose we come up with a name for our purist extremistsbrethren . They will appreciate the street cred of a flashy name, I’m sure – and they can graffiti it at their next rally next to their Obama as Hitler signs.
Here are a few ideas from me.
CREEPS - Conservative Rightwingers Exclaim Every Policy Socialism
CROWs - Conservative Rightwingers Only Whine
CRIPTs - Conservative Rightwingers Insist on Purity of Thought
CRAP - Conservative Rightwingers Absent Policies
I’m kinda stuck on “conservative rightwingers” right now... that "CR" sound appeals to me. But I'm not married to it - so please feel free to submit your own ideas.
Nov 4, 2009
The Audacity of Vote
The whole situation reminds me of a country club that gathers to select who gets to join and share the great honor of eating in the Club’s dining room off the good china. Americans - regular Americans - Real Americans - don't like that kind of elitist snob-knobbery - unless, of course, the Club is for straights and the elitism is directed toward The Gays.
The reason it's so easy for people to vote against gay rights is because either you are or you aren't gay - and if you aren't, you're safe. It doesn't matter if gays are denied the rights and privileges afforded to straight people, because more than likely straight people are still going to be straight tomorrow and for many years to come, and the chance that they turn gay and end up regretting tomorrow the vote they cast today is slim to none.
This is not a moral issue. If it was a moral issue, we would have laws denying rights to other moral lawbreakers – like adulterers. Remember, adultery is such a biggie in the Moral No-No list that it actually made it to the Big Ten. Being gay, not so much. Barely a mention in the Old Testament. Adultery, Stealing, and taking the Lord’s name in vain – now that should get you some rights removal – IF it’s all about God.
But it’s not about God – it’s about two things: sex and feeling better about our own sins because at least we aren’t gay.
Marriage is a Civil Right – not a religious right. Atheists can get married. So can people who break all kinds of commandments – including murderers, adulterers, liars, and bank robbers. Other groups not specifically mentioned in the 10 Commandments includes pedophiles, drug dealers, tax cheats, rapists, and perpetrators of domestic violence. Their Civil Right to marry will never be denied – unless, of course, they are gay.
Not so long ago, my spouse and I would not have been able to marry because our skin is a different color. Now people aren’t allowed to marry if they aren’t different enough. The same arguments were posited in the past against opposite (skin color) marriage as they are now against same (gender) marriage... and it's a shame and mind-boggling and pathetic that people are still in that place.
My hope is that sooner than later, we as a country can remove the stain of this continuing societal sin and give our gay citizens the rights they deserve as humans, let alone the rights they deserve as Americans. Seriously people – doesn’t it embarrass us as a nation when we vote to keep our brothers and sisters second-class citizens? Do the similarities with our previous fights for a woman’s right to vote, equal rights for blacks (to vote and eat at the same table with us) and women (to own property in their own name) escape us totally?
Really, America? Is this the best we can do?
To read Mike Alvear’s column, go to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mike-alvear/what-thomas-jefferson-wou_b_342300.html
“There is only one thing worse than voting to deny somebody their rights: Voting to give it to them.” ~ Mike Alvear